Soon… I will unleash words into the world. Words that when slung together will form opinions, advice, stories, and other oddities sourced from deep within my head.

Soon… you will read these words. You’ll hang on every sentence… impatiently scour each paragraph… devour every last syllable until you’ve fully digested my thoughts and are ready to share them with the world.

Soon… you will shout these words from the rooftops and sing them in the streets. You’ll grace friends with these words through shares and tweets, through bookmarks and pins, or perhaps through a blog of your own.

Soon… this wonderful world of webs will be graced with something it desperately needs:

Yet. Another. Fucking. Blog.


You can thank me later.

Until then, play with my logo — it’s fun.